Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

(unintentionally) following suit with what a couple other people here are saying: definitely tavros. because not only does he not really get any sort of character arc that doesn't involve vriska in some way, NOTHINg GOOD REALLY EVER HAPPENS TO HIM. like aside from whatever weird crap vriska was mani...

oh MAN there's so many. this one definitely takes the cake though:

DAVE: i mean on the other hand if we adopt a kid young enough it could definitely fit in the microwave