Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Whenever someone calls Romulus Augustus or Justinian the "last Roman" I die a little inside.

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 23, 2019 4:09 pm

Tarty those sheets arent even crumpled lol

The erotic theatre of the mind cares not for your petty notions of "reality".

Radical Dude 42 wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:39 pm

Jesus Christ dude, spoiler that smut! The oil, the slicked up steel, the crumpled bedsheets... Sorry, lost my train of thought there.

galileanTactician wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:15 pm

Oddhi wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:39 pm

Guess I will begin some discourse here.

Greeks > Romans

Byzantines > Greeks > Romans

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-has another civil war-

Migration period was fun.
I fucking despise repost sites that add a watermark but I'm too lazy to edit.

-big ass image snip- why tf typheus look so DAMN COOL Not much to say here on my end, honestly. Green, blue and white simply go well together and on a technical level the image incorporates a large amount disparate techniques that blend together really well (which Homestuck's standard when it's art...

If you don't mind analyzing a panel or two, I'd love to see what you say about my favorite one https://www.homestuck.com/story/2192 I don't imagine there's a ton to unpack, but let's hear it :apple: Ah, excellent choice. There is a fair bit here, largely in the line of action and colour selection. ...

So, you might not know this but Homestuck is, in fact a comic. A comic with visuals, and some very good ones on occasion. So if you've like this self important prick to analyse the composition, colour choices and everything else about your favourite panels, want to post about them yourself or just p...

POZZOL GANG will triumph over the weak and decadent heathens left on this dying rock. It's an inevitability.

>WV: Seek aid, there must yet be one on this democracy-forsaken rock that you can trust

Do you want to have your heart torn out of your chest by a story filled with emotional gutpunch after emotional gutpunch? Do you want to laugh so hard your intestines spill out of a hole your exploding appendix made? Do you like Fist of the North Star, Mad Max, pro wrestling, weird music, Earthbound...

>WV: Check the huge 8itch off your mental list. There are yet more tyrants to bring DEMOCRACY to.

Gamzee and Eridan are both an absolute riot. I'd put Caliborn there too but I honestly doubt he's widely hated in a meta "fuck this guy" sense rather than just being a really good villain.

also Cronus

As it's currently International Cake Day, we need a thread dedicated to the GREATEST CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK. THE KING ON CONFECTIONERY, THE MANGRIT MESSIAH, DAD EGBERT! Post cakes. And dads.

the "I'm not offended by X and therefor other people should not be offended by X" argument isn't as compelling as you seem to think it is. I don't understand what you think you stand to gain by arguing a point that the author of the work and the people who were offended in the first place both alre...

I think the deal with wendigo is that a) the Native American tribes (Algonquian, correct?) from whose folklore the concept hails are still around Yes. As are Gaels, Greeks, Anglos, Norse, Arabs, Persians, Han Chinese, and thousands of other disparate ethnic groups. and are not amused that b) a piec...

"Call me Gor Gor" just makes me think of GWAR and honestly that's a great thing.

Like you said, it's all a learning experience. I'm taking everything I'm doing here and I'm going to use it as a basis for whatever I do next, and to improve. Well, that's good to hear. The Lefty Situation remains to be one of my biggest regrets in VE's creative timeline. Thoughtlessly is the corre...

Imagine your descendants being fucking livestock lmao. Get fucked dinonerds, crocodilia and selachimorpha win this round.

But personally, this is because I feel like a lot of VE critique either has been purposefully destructive or in bad faith. Which seems very presumptuous of me, I'm sure, but when a bulk of the critique comes from other petty fan adventure authors, people with a pre-established beef, or just people ...