Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Most named carapacians are weirder cases because unlike Jack and WV, their roles arent quite as explicit. AR and PM are only significant because of the extremely specific circumstances of Jade's package. As far as I remember there are no other explicitly special carapace NPCs beyond the Royalty. I t...

queen of brap

Edit: If it's the "size difference" then the most logical explanation is that from different perspectives, different space objects will seem bigger/smaller than each other. It is the size difference. I probably should've addressed this originally, but there are promotional shots of Alternia from sp...

It definitely lowered my tolerence for bullshit somewhere below my ankles. On a more positive note, it made me more aware of when a piece of media doesn't use its medium to the fullest.

I don't know if this is broken world-building per say, but the moons in Hiveswap's Alternia are inconsistent with the ones in Homestuck. The AU explanation doesn't quite cut it because the green moon is presumably Doc Scratch's handiwork. Also, the progressive babification of trolls from being a rut...

Black is a classic. More recently I've gotten into Superego from Colours and Mayhem, ominous moody songs are exactly my cup of tea. Speaking of moody, I'll insist until the day I die that Ace of Trump is one of if not the best songs in the entire Homestuck library. It's even better with rain effects.

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:54 am

homestuck should have ended at GO desu. it was a nice end to see the badies win.

As a proponent of the GO timeline, I wouldve been pretty pissed if that was how homestuck ended

S̲̓̔̄ͥͬͩ̓̎o̩̖̱̝̤̊̃̾̆ͨ̀́ ͙̜̦͖̺̦̳ͤ̽̊̓ͥ͒́͟͝t̢͕̺̖̜̝͙̰̟ͥ̀͛̽̀́͋h̢̜̠̜͍̖͙͚̽ͤ̆͐́̑ͪȋ̸͕̣̞̫̼ͦ̓sͮ͐́ͬͬ̑̊̚҉̭̩̰̤̕ ͇̫̬̻͚͋ͨ͂͌́͜͡į̵̦̹̥̽ͮs̢̒̈́͒͏͇̬̣ ̦̫̙̈̆ͥ͌ͥṃ̵̅ͬͤ͗̽͠y̢̧̼̼̜̗̲̺̖ͮͪ̑ͥ̚ ̧̒̓ͭ̊̆̚҉͎̕ṭ̷̷̖̥̱̙̺͂̑̐ͤͫ͟r̢͒̿̓̂̒̓͊̐ͅo͈̱͔̹͆̏̔͑lͫͯ̊҉͉̝̺̥̯l̷͈̫̰͉̼̹̲̩͌ͧ͆̀ ̱̼͖̥̻̳̤̑̍͘͠͝q̸̺͎̜͖ͭ͂ͪ̈̽̎͑̀͞ṳ̶̪̻ͩͯ̔͛͂́͒͐͝i̹̙̠͗ͬͅr̰̈́ͦ͡k̨̘̠͇ͪͤ̒̔̔ͤͤ.̴̜̳̲̑...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJBGVOdIch8
For both Doc Scratch and Jack Noir

They ROCK. I'm pretty sure Act 3 had some lame emotional shit in it so I quit around then. I hope the rest of the comic is as good as I remember!!!!

Spades Slick, shortly before getting bored and stabbing the virtual clock on his laptop

I have to wonder about how common it is for domesticated animals (or nonsapient ones for that matter) to be templates in normal sessions. I would say more common than not. Doc Scratch definitely seems to be the outlier in that he was only given sapience and a great intellect because that's what was...

Tavros!!!!!!!!

Sadly I can't find the fic nor do I even remember the name. The premise is this, the trolls land on earth in a universe where the kids live in close proximity. They have to protect them from the clutches of Jack Noir and his subordinates who are portrayed as FBI spooks. It's like ET only instead of ...

CD should be < 2 and HB should be at least a 6

YOU KISS THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT

that would be very underwhelming narratively

Lesbian Not emo Really pretentious (people forget that shes a 13 year old who reads lovecraft mythos) Two (2) fists wholesale up her ass Actually i think shes bisexual not a lesbian Tentacle the rapist Smug but in an endearing way proud owner of many magnetic Ws mommy issues sarcastic in a sometimes...

They should've been called draino kids and calliope shouldve stayed dead forever.

Unpopular opinion: Dirk's suicide was really funny to me, because when reading it, all I could think about is that one VRchat video where Kermit jumps off a building. It has the same hasty, "gotta get outta here" feeling to it that just made it...humorous, in a way. And how out of nowhere it was. E...

JakeMorph wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:03 am

if andrew does non-pumpkin work at any point in the near future i can guarantee it'll be under a pseudonym.

Chuck Tingle