Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

All the characters sound monotonous in my head. Voice headcanons are stupid. Homestuck shouldn't be voiced.
I do think Terezi would sound like Marie Kanker, though.

Beware is a fantastic track.
I love the shouting baseline in Klink.
I haven't listened to anything past No Love Deep Web. I don't really feel compelled to.

I love my little batboy.

what's that, keep posting? yeah sure buddy no problem

no one cares

After a grueling long ten minutes, Nickey's lusus returned from her task. She swooped down the belltower with her cargo in tow, right in front of the pajama wearing recluse. His eyes dart to the husktops. This amount of replacements should last him for many sweeps! NICKEY: Good! You're here, and mam...

I really do not appreciate the alpha kids. They are the most boring, most frustrating, and most aesthetically unpleasing cast of characters to grace Homestuck. I can hand;e Roxy because she's hot, but that's as far as I'm willing to go. I do not care for nor appreciate their awful relationship drama.

SB: /...good...\ SB: /...don't move a muscle...\ SB takes his newly printed photo and leaves his respiteblock. He walks down several flights of stairs in his grand, overly complicated hive. Only a scant bit of moonlight creeps through the windows, as they are all boarded up. It takes a while for hi...

The picture downloaded at a snail's pace. He didn't really get good wifi up in his room. When he was finished, he printed the photo out and placed it on a pile of crudely drawn fanart sitting on his table. In his excitement, he almost forgot to add one more thing. SB: /...oh i almost forgot...\ SB: ...

SB: I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THEM SHUT UP!!!! SB: /...um, excuse me...\ SB: /...i promise that won't happen again...\ SB: /...anyway, onto other matters...\ SB: /...it is difficult for me to buy things...\ SB: /...i'd rather keep the details scarce...\ SB: /...but there is a way i can do business with yo...

It's a cool Alternian evening. Its hellish sun has just crept below the horizon, and little Nickey rises from his coffin shaped recuperacoon, grabs his slime-covered blanket, and immediately "swoops" over to his computer chair with all the grace of a blind bat lusus. SB: /...greatings, creatures of ...

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Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:31 am

My fantroll is the best fantroll in the WORLD...

MEDULF COMPEX...

I know you have more trolls than that, you complete and utter clown. Bring them out!!!

SB: /...they aren't fictional...\
SB: /...they're real...\
SB: /...i know... because my ancestor was a vampire...\
SB: \And so am I!/

SB: /...i thought they were called vampires...\ SB: /...what's a rainbow anyway...\ SB: /...another word for blood...?\ SB: /...anyway...\ SB: /...i'm not interested in buying things...\ SB: /...want to see this cool vampire i saved..?\ supremeBatchild[SB] has attached a file. Click to view. https:...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410197630547918848/660974845949116416/nickey_at_his_computer.png supremeBatchild[SB] has joined the chat. SB: /...you have been visited by the terror of the night...\ SB: /...your body runs cold with the fear of death...\ SB: /...you try to run, but it is too ...

jesus christ that looks comfy
would pass out on that couch