Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

My analysis of Dirk as wanting to uphold familiar canon comes from the Patreon commentary for Homestuck^2. I can't upload the entire thing because that would be piracy, but let me post the relevant bit: "In [Dirk's] two speeches thus far he has brought up the notion of canon multiple times, giving ...

> Climb the stepladder.

> Hotcock: Greet the Airlock Thing in a manner befitting a professional Man of Space.

HM + SA: Pay no mind to the anomaly. Enter the open door.

Caliborn is the best character. That's really all there is to say on the matter.

WV: Become the mayor of Corpse Town.

> Cantal: Make a friendship bracelet for your BFF.

Wowie.

> Hotcock: Use Space Bar to open Airlock Z-9 and let the thing in.

> Young-ish Troll: Fall down.

> SA: Shift to a reality where tentacle appendages aren't censored.

> Warm up the crowd with a spirited tap dance.