Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

xeno wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 21, 2019 6:26 pm

Roxy drunk. Dave cool. John nerd.

The great irony is that Roxy stops being drunk, Dave stops being cool, and John becomes the most socially adept one in the group.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/563752250225328160/639297347536551977/Screenshot_20191029-201403_Chrome.jpg I used to think that Dirk was the least interesting character in homestuck, but after the epilogues he entered my brain and has yet to leave! I love the Fallen Hero trope and I just ...

Feferi is definitely the most underappreciated of the 20 major characters (followed by Jade imo) Nearly all of her character is recycled into other characters - Cool Pisces Fish Troll - Meenah Mistress of Death and the Afterlife - Aradia Sollux's girlfriend - Aradia (at least Sollux was Aradia's boy...

Reminder: Callie wrote vore fic of the alphas and wouldn't show Dirk.

honestly desu it sucks that like, the fandom or the most part has historically boiled her down as "hahaha wow wacky eccentric drunk girl" too and like,,, bruh y'all are shortchanging her and sleeping on her baka my head she's a wacky eccentric drunk girl for the first quarter of her whole character...

well my fav part abt roxy is that shes the smartest person in homestuck by far but she talks like this bc shes scared of being judged lmao Roxy is the best! My absolute favorite character. I almost find a Roxy Lalonde fan club redundant because the Homestuck fandom IS the Roxy Lalonde fan club! I've...

Eh, in the Epilogues it clearly states that the characters do age? John gets older and older looking as the plot goes on. Vriska instantly recognizes Candy John as an old dude. It's possible that they regenerate to their age of becoming a god tier upon dying? I've heard that thrown around. But eithe...

I like to think the Four Kingdoms formed in the 5000 years between Can Town and the characters returning, because it hurts less to imagine the Mayor died in vain than to think he ended up betraying his democratic ideals and became a King. The Writ Keeper is without question the most underappreciated...

You're all sleeping on Madame Crocker if you think epilogue Jane isn't a MILF. Don't you know the number one rule of thirsting after fictional characters is that the more evil they are, the sexier they get?

Ngl, until Calamity was introduced in the cursed files, I was under the impression that Caliborn and Calliope were their own parents. I was also 100% certain that Lord English and Alt!Calliope were the parents of Caliborn and Calliope and that what we were seeing in Aranea's backstory for the Cheru...

Disclaimer once again that this is a very indulgent thread so I'm going to be indulgent. All of the characters are fine and I respect everyone's faves. That being said: The worst characters for me are the cherubs. They're mildly entertaining to me, but I feel like adding a third weird species at the...

Candy John.

...what?

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:28 pm

Ah! I wrote a big post about it on my tumblr blog a couple years back, if you'd like to read it.

That is very sweet! Thanks for sharing.

The hot dog slinging son of The Big Man himself. A pleasure to catch up time and time again. First and BEST of the Hiveswap Friendsims imo.

Let's give some love to the lover of oblong meat products and savory bunned delights.

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:13 pm

I would first like to point out that I am one of those who seriously ships Grimdorks and I have Many Reasons.

I'm genuinely interested in those Many Reasons!

Nep wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:02 pm

I'm ready to be proven wrong!

Since this is a very indulgent thread, I am going to be super indulgent! I think the complete work of Homestuck is phenomenal on its own and is far beyond anything I could do in terms of raw genius and creative output. This is just what I think would have added to my homestuck experience. I would ha...

I love the idea of the Beforan Ancestors! Beforan!Eridan and Beforan!Karkat interest me the most but I also love the idea of Beforan!Gamzee (The Redeemer?) and Beforan!Nepeta. With the dancestors themselves, I love Meenah the most but I almost forget she's a dancestor because she's an actually relev...

I would be so into this theory if it weren't for June Egbert being canon. So we're definitely going to see John transition into June in HS^2. Caliborn/Lord English is definitely not going to care at all about whether or not his host body ever felt like a man or a woman - he's pretty firm in being a ...