Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

hey everyone I just wanted to give a special thanks to all of you who participated a lot in The Voids so i'm going to name a few MVPs: >Start. >change color ^^Especially these two^^ ***But also notably*** > Green >Create new friend colors for Green to have a healthy social life with. Also, Green cle...

>they'd prolly buy something expensive https://i.imgur.com/1zr0Mvw.png AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA hAHAHAHAahahaha *WHEEze* BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh wow, that was a good one, phew... haha, been a LONG time since ye could 'buy' sumthin. Ever since you *borrowed* the patent for this here DSX Machiner your wealth is ba...

Soleil: Address the discrepancies between the man and the context you find yourself in before the others make their moves. Roll: 6 Your keen elven mind quickly summons up a query and as the thought is sent to the mouth you hear shouting from outside... is that Tomas? he's gone! he was here a second...

granted, ancient times are now the only times. Humanity never stood a chance

I wish for infinite wishes, then I wish for a little bit of power... infinite times

misery wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:00 pm

Who IS the Landlord?

ME! I AM THE

*pukes purple*

LANDLORD.

GIVE ME YOUR RENT, IT's uh... one, too, for, nein, twenny... uh

SIX HUNNERD BUCKS EACH

>Dirty Paths of the future: save your son!

>Dirty: time-use theTimecar to time-save your space-son

>drive the rest of the way

classpectanon wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:47 pm

reminds me of pajama sam

Looks like a really chill all-powerful moderator/guy who is mid asking me for whippets at a festival

420/10

>learn the dangers of hyperventilation

>you didnt throw away the lighter you just forgot where you put it

>proceed to the other side of the room

Eyes are refrigerated McDonald's beef fat yellow you're not even sure if I'm alive

>Head: Tritopus feces is famous for causing autonomous consciousness bugs in basic hardware like yourself.

>What're the lunch options around here?

*Snoooooore* I'LL TAKE THE HEART MYSELF *SNNNoooooooooooRe* TRADE YA PIXIE DUST F'R SOME 5G *SsSsSSSnooooooorrrree* Smth, ABOUT Israel... isrealluminati. *SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOORRRRREEEEE*

#2: slice that motherfucker up with your awesome sword. https://i.imgur.com/iBGFQNh.png FUCK YEAH. IT IS AN AWESOME SWORD. TWO grasps the hilt with the strength of OVERCONFIDCENCE, and BURSTS FORTH to DESTROY THE FOE! Well, turns out the foe also has a sword, and it POWER SWINGS in defense. Luckily...

>Sam: four... four legs on each side of a spider. CINNAMON!

This has just become a revenge plot.

Hey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself My name is 23TB I am very old Very homeless Very territorial/aggressice And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn. Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'l...