Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>hey ROBOT show us that FUCKING GAME RIGHT NOW thanks

>Lab Assistant: go up to the guy and explain that you're just tryna be a lab assistant and not really into the whole dungeon crawling thing so if he could let you pass he'll never see you again
>when it turns out he's just a statue, check out the computer

>don't turn around!

>GO SEE THOSE NICE PEOPLE IN THE CASTLE RIGHT NOW

>Take some of that sweet, sweet, absorbent, wheat and shove it up your grundle to staunch the blood
> continue on your way to the castle.

>UNO: is that voice... coming from the helmet? take it off and put it back on a bunch of times as fast as you can
>ONCE you figure it out, use some green and be at that red thing with a bad ass blade of your own

>Cardboy: take all those negative feelings you have about yourself and just completely overshare them with Brenji, really just open up, vent, dish, dump every miserable insecurity you have on that sick anime looking fuck.

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:09 pm

Oh gods oh fuck
Pain: Freak the fuck out

Pain: OH GODS OH FUCK OH GODS OH FUCK IS THIS FOREVER?? IS THIS MY LIFE?? WHY GOD WHY!!! why will NO ONE HELP ME??
???: ga-lug ga-lug Ga-LUG HAHAHAHA

Oh shit is that a hammer that's hopefully not subject to copyright and counts as fair use? Equip Vodlenruung. https://i.imgur.com/ZuPLpm6.gif Thinking: AAAAAAAAHHHKHHHHHGGHGHGKGGHHHHHH I WAS NOT BUILT TO BEND THIS WAY ???: HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA > Obtain Ice Pack, bandages, and Ibuprofen. Cons...

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:09 pm

>channel PAIN into a magic glove. Perhaps a magic pain glove?

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Thinking: ALMIGHTY LORD AGLOVE THIS HURTS SO MUCH

Pain: be at the top of the forums

Pimp: Don't pay attention to the fact you just slapped those bitch-ass guards then told them you want to change. Fuck a cognitive dissonance. Develop split personalities.

>Demonic subplot: Develop intricately and with lots of dramatic intrigue behind tha scenes

>pickup that spoked wheel looking whatever next to the blocks. BE CLUMSY and knock the blocks over while u do.

>UNO: take a look around! scratch your head as you survey tha area

U: don't you let that lil @#@# consume you!

Stop, Hammertime https://i.imgur.com/dpV2rtq.gif OH GOD PLEASE STOP HAMMER TIME > be not pain https://i.imgur.com/ENic9gQ.gif aAAAAAAUAUHAHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHH BEING NOTHING MEANS ... AUUUUUGHGHGHHGHGHHHHH THERE'S NO SENSE OF ... AUUUUUGHGHHHHHHHH!!!! TIME! ALL I FEEL ... *gasp* AAAAHHHHHHH IS THE DESTR...

>Greencheeks: introduce yourself already!