Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

vriska should have stayed dead. Johns goal should have been to redeem literally every other troll except her. It makes zero fucking sense to go back and revive one of the two mass murderers aboard the meteor as opposed to the countless light side victims of those mass murderers. Also the retcon powe...

Purah from botw is a changer of time. Idk what classes are changer classes, Maid maybe? Shes a scientist so maybe Seer. SpongeBob is a page of rage. He has unlimited rage potential within him - but being a passive class it manifests as him making everyone around him mad bc hes annoying. Unless i mis...

for me it was vica versa, met a cute boy in class in high school who introduced me to rock music and homestuck. we broke up when i found out his entire life and personality were a lie but homestuck has stuck with me to this day

also whys ur text so big

horizon.

sillyConformist wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:23 pm

Congratulations luigi, you managed to have the last post for a whole three weeks. You are truly a master of killing conversations.

heard a rumor she did seppuku soooo

Who IS the Landlord?

continue making new forum adventures

drink the garbage water

attach your head to your body

mastrubate into the bullys mouth

If we absolutely had to rely upon an extended classpect system I'd really prefer if it was something done along the lines of what Wakraya has put to paper with the Homestuck Aspect Division Theory, as seen here: https://wakraya.tumblr.com/post/115416176595/homestuck-aspect-division-theory-a-while-a...

my only problem with the glitch faq is the made up aspects. i feel like they missed the point and had too many that were overly literal or elemental. like, if you look at homestucks aspects sure they all have a surface meaning (breath = wind, rage = ...rage, etc) but they ALL tie into storytelling i...

send an email to your doctor explaining why you are in pain

kiss your ballsack so it feels better

be the janitors hats

use your employee discount to buy a homeless guy some nugs

>don't be intimidated >strip to be just as naked as he is >reveal a number of mafia tattoos ranging from Italian to Somalian with a smidge of Yakuza... this guy is possibly highly connected to crime perhaps >wink https://i.imgur.com/KmFTRc2.png you try to be not intimidated but fail because this ma...

First, admire your chiselled Jaw, second, Have a gentle conversation with the adulterer https://i.imgur.com/TUostVn.png your jaw only looks good from the side. from straight on you like beetlejuice https://i.imgur.com/O6q2Ixx.png you implore the man to step out of bed and conversate you. he's so al...

you come home early from work today to find your wife cheating on you with a stronger, smarter male from your neighborhood. what do you do about it?

asking for a friend