Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Enter Command.

> CREATE and then EAT PIZZA

>Create music.

>create life

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:06 pm

> CREATE and then EAT PIZZA

Congratulations, YOU have invented PIZZA... BLECHK it is covered in MUSHROOMs and GREEN APPLE CANDY, on PROCESSED CHEESE...
Good thing you don't have a MOUTH or a NOSE, this is unappealing.

luigi wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:22 pm

>Create music.

What is this? It seems your PIZZA is an emitting a LOVELY SONG. Such BEAUTIFUL MELODY from such a HORRENDOUS CULINARY ABOMINATION

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:33 pm

>create life

On closer INSPECTION, the PIZZA is ALIVE! It is an ARTISTE... WHAT will you NAME this ARTISTIC PIZZA?

>Lord Italian

luigi wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:19 pm

>Lord Italian

Yes, LORD ITALIAN it is.
What DO you DO with a LORD ITALIAN?

>Create a Universe full of children ripe for the suffering.

Proceed to establish a post scarcity society for said children.

luigi wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:04 pm

>Create a Universe full of children ripe for the suffering.

With a flick of his MIGHTY WRIST, LORD ITALIAN CREATES a UNIVERSE full of CHILDREN RIPE FOR SUFFERING... he has BIG PLANS for this LITTLE REALITY.

Kidpen wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:41 pm

Proceed to establish a post scarcity society for said children.

After a few brief millennia of PAIN, and STRUGGLE, our LORD ITALIAN has established a POST-SCARCITY SOCIETY for these CHILDREN RIPE FOR SUFFERING. They now have EVERYTHING they NEED to the point of EXCESS. "PErFECto.''

>be a person in Lord Italian's universe

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 12:41 am

>be a person in Lord Italian's universe

Huh... have you, ALWAYS been a CHILD RIPE FOR SUFFERING? memories of NOTHING come flooding back, you pause from your post-scarcity celebration... but it's nothing so... huh. Maybe some ENDLESS PLENTY will help.

>slap the kid next to you out of existence

vipershlong wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 1:07 am

>slap the kid next to you out of existence

POW!... WOW... When did you learn to do that?

>POWER CHILD: Bring the other CHILD back. It is obvious you were not given these powers to torment or eliminate your brethren.

>Lord Italian: Walk among the people as a living god just for fun.

>

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 1:28 am

>POWER CHILD: Bring the other CHILD back. It is obvious you were not given these powers to torment or eliminate your brethren.

ZZzAP! The CHILD returns! your POWER has put the other CHLIDREN RIPE FOR SUFFERING in AWE of YOU.