Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

OOOOOWWWWWW
AH
AHHH
AAAGHHHH
it hurts

HELP ME

>stop hurting

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:28 pm

>stop hurting

OW!
OW! !
STOP! !
HURTING! ! !
ME! ! ! !

Stop, Hammertime

> be not pain

>Choke to death you miserable wretch

become one with the pain

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:20 am

Stop, Hammertime

OH
GOD
PLEASE
STOP
HAMMER
TIME

dg125 wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:10 pm

> be not pain

aAAAAAAUAUHAHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHH
BEING NOTHING MEANS

...


AUUUUUGHGHGHHGHGHHHHH
THERE'S NO SENSE OF

...


AUUUUUGHGHHHHHHHH!!!!
TIME!
ALL I FEEL

...


*gasp* AAAAHHHHHHH
IS THE DESTRUCTION INTO, AND RENDING BACK FROM


...


GAHHHHHHHHAHSHFAKUJOSFHAISGHLAD
NON-EXISTENCE. NO GAPS.

luigi wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:33 am

>Choke to death you miserable wretch

GGKSHHKSSKKCKCKKKKK
Thinking: oh fuck. OH FUCK. BUT I WILL NEVER DIE! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Merlin wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:10 pm

become one with the pain

GGKSHHKSSKKCKCKKKKKGGKSHHKSSKKCKCKKKKKGGKSHHKSSKKCKCKKKKK
Thinking:Oh fuck oh FUCK OHFUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK

Pain: be at the top of the forums

>channel PAIN into a magic glove. Perhaps a magic pain glove?

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:09 pm

>channel PAIN into a magic glove. Perhaps a magic pain glove?

AlsHLKADJGOSADIJSKXJVFDSFG
Thinking: ALMIGHTY LORD AGLOVE THIS HURTS SO MUCH

RancidRancor wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:52 pm

Oh shit is that Volendrung? Equip Volendrung.

> Obtain Ice Pack, bandages, and Ibuprofen. Consume ibuprofen.

Summon some Hydrocodone my guy

luigi wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:41 pm

Oh shit is that a hammer that's hopefully not subject to copyright and counts as fair use? Equip Vodlenruung.

Thinking:AAAAAAAAHHHKHHHHHGGHGHGKGGHHHHHH I WAS NOT BUILT TO BEND THIS WAY
???: HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

dg125 wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:01 pm

> Obtain Ice Pack, bandages, and Ibuprofen. Consume ibuprofen.

Dry Ice 'pack': hhkcckkkkkkkkcooollllddd
Thinking: AH AH AH AH AHHH FUCKING FRIDgiD
Disgusting bloody bandages: SHplAT seep goop blechk
Thinking: EW. EW. HOW CAN I STILL FEEL E V E R Y T H I N G
???: ...GULP... hmm, more

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:09 pm

Summon some Hydrocodone my guy

???: GLUG GLUG HAHAHAHAHA
Thinking: YYIIAIAIAAAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH SOMEONE HELP MEEE!!!!
Disgusting bloody bandages: SHplAT seep goop blechk

Oh gods oh fuck
Pain: Freak the fuck out

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:09 pm

Oh gods oh fuck
Pain: Freak the fuck out

Pain: OH GODS OH FUCK OH GODS OH FUCK IS THIS FOREVER?? IS THIS MY LIFE?? WHY GOD WHY!!! why will NO ONE HELP ME??
???: ga-lug ga-lug Ga-LUG HAHAHAHA

> Time travel to before you were in pain?

(( oh btw im mirroring this to mspfa because its too good not to ))

send an email to your doctor explaining why you are in pain