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thorondraco · Post by **thorondraco** » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:27 pm

... nooooooo. it couldn't be O.o

YouTube · Post by **foreverFlummoxed** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:09 am

hmmm

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Nah, it's prolly' nothin'

thorondraco · Post by **thorondraco** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:35 am

foreverFlummoxed wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:09 am

hmmm
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Nah, it's prolly' nothin'

I don't know honestly. But it is a big ol question mark.

Will say that jude and tavros are both quite nervous and paranoid, its just that jude focuses it towards conspiracy theories.

overThinker · Post by **overThinker** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:57 am

they all have jake as a biological father so i'm not surprised by their similitude

luigi · Post by **luigi** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:55 am

Holy shit yeah those are all Jake's offspring, Jake included. Does he have the most canonical offspring then?

John - 2 (Harry Anderson, Dad Crocker)
Rose - 2? (Yiffy, Vrissy?(Adopted))
Dave - 0 (Does dave ever have kids?)
Jade - 1 (Yiffy... I don't think she's had any other kids)
Jane - 5 (John, Jade, Tavros, Herself, Dad Egbert)
Roxy - 4 (Rose, Dave, Harry Anderson, Herself)
Dirk - 2 (Dave, Himself)
Jake - 6 (John, Jade, Jake, Joey, Jude, Tavros)

Did I miss anyone?

Whoa so wait John isn't even Tavvy's uncle he's his brother!

overThinker · Post by **overThinker** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:20 am

the man is a pussy vortex of sheer masculinity

luigi · Post by **luigi** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:57 pm

overThinker wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:20 am
the man is a pussy vortex of sheer masculinity

Jake is a towering volcano composed of pure sex, and Jane is a fascist fertility goddess.

averageJokester · Post by **averageJokester** » Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:48 pm

luigi wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:55 am
Jake - 6 (John, Jade, Jake, Joey, Jude, Tavros)

damn, tavros should have had a name that starts with J. hes the outlier in the english family tree

mightyhydrator · Post by **mightyhydrator** » Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:02 pm

luigi wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:55 am
id I miss anyone?
Whoa so wait John isn't even Tavvy's uncle he's his brother!

Dirk is also Rose's father, and every winner of the B2 session participated in the offspring generation (cite: [S] Credits).

thorondraco · Post by **thorondraco** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 5:09 pm

Bringing this up after more thought.

I am still rather suspicious here. Whatever equivalent to geneology we could reference for here, Both jude and tavros have buck teeth like Jane and Jade. Two teeth rather than the slightly dpery one.

The problem is that the two tooth buck teef feature comes from Jane, not Jake. So how would jude have that feature?

Also i might be crazy but Yiffy looks a lot like Joey to me, minus the ears and shit.

Endater · Post by **Endater** » Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:40 pm

Shaddytheguy · Post by **Shaddytheguy** » Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:11 am

In one of the book commentaries, Hussie explains that Jake has more than one forgotten separate family at various points around the world. The virility of his sperm would destroy the rest of the characters in the series even if the ones on-screen didn't count.

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