A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

[vellinothewitch]

Hey guys I'm new here, hope you don't mind me joining your sorofraternity. I work hard and I play hard.

My dad's the manager of laser moon so if you guys behave I might be able to get us free Laser Tag games ;)

DOMINATORS FOREVA

[finallyDeme]

yooo, laser tag? sign me up

[Sugar]

Hey, nobody should use the bathroom for like an hour or two. I sprayed air freshener, but it didn't really work. Left the window open, though.

[aspiringWatcher]

Can all of you stop being weird for a second because at this point we'll have to defenestrate the landlord if they show up?

[misery]

Who IS the Landlord?

[23toedbasket]

Who IS the Landlord?

ME! I AM THE

*pukes purple*

LANDLORD.

GIVE ME YOUR RENT, IT's uh... one, too, for, nein, twenny... uh

SIX HUNNERD BUCKS EACH

[finallyDeme]

I summoned Satan, we COULD just kill our landlord.

[PilotBlackSmith]

Party Rock!
Yeah
Wooo!
Let's go!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time (yeah)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (woo)
Everybody just have a good time (clap)
Party rock is in the house tonight (oh)
Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it baby)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (yeaH)
We just wanna see you
Shake that!

[0verandoverandover]

*casually walks out of a corner hidden enough that no one realized i was here*

Hey whats going on here

[vellinothewitch]

*stabs landlord, drags him to apartment 16 on floor 16, asks residents to let me in, throws landlord off 16th story balcony, watches the splat as he hits the ground

[PilotBlackSmith]

*stabs landlord, drags him to apartment 16 on floor 16, asks residents to let me in, throws landlord off 16th story balcony, watches the splat as he hits the ground

*gets hit by the falling landlord in the head and dies*

[terezis_gay_lusus]

*picks up the body of the fallen landlord and carries him inside, placing him carefully on the couch in order to scare the next roommate*

[Endater]

*Plays bagpipes in honor of the fallen landlored*

[MP the OP OG]

yo, someone spilled some liquid on the floor and now my sock is wet, who the fuck wants to die?

[clippycat]

I'm sorry man. I spilled the 'ever-wet' liquid detergent on the floor while doing laundry this morning. You may want to just buy a new sock. Or a new foot.

[gardenAgnostic]

hey guys. dont use the bathroom. i absolutely bombed it. like totally fucked it up. its a biohazard in there

[Aeroplane]

Can you guys keep it fucking quiet out there? I'm trying to listen to Brian Wilson Presents: SMiLE in here!

[ForkOfSpoon]

OW OWWWWWWWWWWWW UGH OUGH FUCK MY FOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHTHHTHHHHH BLORRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG someone call an ambulance!!!! OW

[Aeroplane]

OW OWWWWWWWWWWWW UGH OUGH FUCK MY FOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHTHHTHHHHH BLORRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG someone call an ambulance!!!! OW

No get 1337 Haxor Pwned loser

[ForkOfSpoon]