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BrobyDDark
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by BrobyDDark » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:51 am
Granted. You gain all of Hussie's talents, as well as his Unreasonably Large Lips which are a talent all on their own
I wish for more Incel fish in the comic, so I can make more dumb incel fish memes
Oddhi
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by Oddhi » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:17 pm
Granted. Homestuck is now far worse than it would have been without them.
I wish that Hussie would tell me a bedtime story.
MP the OP OG
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by MP the OP OG » Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:10 pm
Granted. Everyone in it dies and you end up tratuised becuse of it
I wish people understood my irony
Many thoughts head full (but most of the thoughts are shitposts)
SinkingSailor
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by SinkingSailor » Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:03 pm
granted. They can no longer understand anything else you say EXCEPT your irony.
i wish i could write every homestuck character really well
RoyalFiddle
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by RoyalFiddle » Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:53 pm
You can write every Homestuck character really well, but that's all you can do. Any time you try to create new characters, they always seem to end up being the same as a Homestuck character.
I wish to be transportalized into Rose's loving arms
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
>:]
MorganMustDie
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by MorganMustDie » Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:30 pm
Granted, you are transportalized into the arms of grimdark Rose, and she kills you on the spot.
I wish I could hold Karkat's hand
Perfection.
BrobyDDark
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by BrobyDDark » Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:57 pm
Granted. Hope you like severed hands!
I wish for more canon Johnrezi
galileanTactician
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by galileanTactician » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:34 am
Granted! They now have an intense and passionate Kismesitude!
I wish for From Software to make a Dark Souls style Homestuck game.
MP the OP OG
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by MP the OP OG » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:34 am
Granted its short and buggy as fuck
I wish for the ability to speed up time
Many thoughts head full (but most of the thoughts are shitposts)
Jxkyz
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by Jxkyz » Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:55 pm
Granted, you can speed it up with about 1 + 1/10^100 times the speed.
I wish to learn how to skate
PilotBlackSmith
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by PilotBlackSmith » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:08 pm
Granted, but nobody cares because skating isn't a trend anymore
I wish Homestuck ended at game over
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aspiringWatcher
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by aspiringWatcher » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:21 pm
PilotBlackSmith wrote: ↑ Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:08 pm
Granted, but nobody cares because skating isn't a trend anymore
I wish Homestuck ended at game over
Granted. Homestuck ends at game over and we never hear about new Homestuck content again, or new Hussie content, at all.
I wish for a working Sburb copy.
The world is vast and full and wonders, no matter what they tell you.
BrobyDDark
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by BrobyDDark » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:36 pm
Granted. It's a working copy of SBURB, and your session doesn't matter.
I wish trolls weren't so DUMB
MP the OP OG
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by MP the OP OG » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:40 pm
Congrats all trolls are fucking uber-geniuses. The use their new acquired LIMITLES KNOLEGE to build a device that lets them teleport to you and kill you.
I wish I was smart
Many thoughts head full (but most of the thoughts are shitposts)
Sokota
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by Sokota » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:05 pm
Granted. Your brain becomes so huge and filled with all the knowledge in the world, it explodes and you die.
I wish I got accepted into Harvard.
SinkingSailor
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by SinkingSailor » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:33 pm
Granted. It's an alternate version hellvard that only has trigonometry. And you are physically incapable of leaving. At all.
I wish i had a regular, unaltered, 8 oz. glass of apple juice.
Jxkyz
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by Jxkyz » Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:45 am
you get a 8 oz. glass of apple juice that can't be altered, i.e. you can't drink it.
I wish for some tomato juice.
aspiringWatcher
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by aspiringWatcher » Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:04 am
You now have a lifetime supply of it. Namely, you drown in a vat of tomato juice.
I wish for Homestuck to be good again.
The world is vast and full and wonders, no matter what they tell you.
MP the OP OG
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by MP the OP OG » Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:27 am
Granted. Homestuck was always good. So nothing happens.
I wish I could teleport
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Sokota
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by Sokota » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:39 pm
Granted. You can only teleport to Cleveland, Ohio, and nowhere else.
I wish I was, like, 7'5.