Character Voice Headcanons

[Khiara]

I don't know if this has been already done before but--
Do you guys have some headcanons about how the Homestuck character's voice would sounds like? If you do, feel free to share it here! Want to include some link for voice samples? Even better!

Let me start first. I don't have specific voice headcanons for the beta kids (maybe except John with his relatively high tone), but I have some for the trolls. For Karkat and Terezi, as example, I'd always go to Case's and Afina's takes. Their voice acting are hilarious and fun, especially when along with Kylee Henke as Vriska.

Speaking of Vriska, here's my another silly headcanon : Vriska loves to play guitar and sing, and her singing voice (if she happen to know any Japanese) would sounds like this :

[BrobyDDark]

Takahata's Goku kinda sounds like what I imagine John would sound like.

[Shitpost Lizard]

Karkat has always been a solid Eric Cartman in my head.

[ThePungeonMaster]

Jake will always have Teddy Roosevelt's Civ 6 voice for me.
The voice acting done for Detective Pony really nails what I always thought Dirk's voice would sound like.

[Generalrabogolfo]

Jake will always have Teddy Roosevelt's Civ 6 voice for me.
The voice acting done for Detective Pony really nails what I always thought Dirk's voice would sound like.

that dirk is the best dirk one could ever hope to get

[bathtimebird]

All the characters sound monotonous in my head. Voice headcanons are stupid. Homestuck shouldn't be voiced.
I do think Terezi would sound like Marie Kanker, though.

[calamityCons]

There was this video of a game called Give Up with the voice of a really angry dude and that will always be Karkat.

I’m a big fan of VeggieBLT’s takes on Spades Slick and Clubs Deuce, and Octopimp’s Eridan is basically a universal constant at this point.

[classpectanon]

john egbert is griffin mcelroy pitch shifted up and dirk strider is yeehaw cr1tikal

[thorondraco]

Rose voiced by Tara strong, doing a version of Raven's voice that is less emotionless and more twangy.

[pfeffer-29]

Caliborn and Calliope have the same voice, but their intonation is entirely different and Calliope has a London accent.

Karkat has a relatively high voice.

Jake sounds sort of like David Tennant, except not Scottish.

[KNA]

Dave sabotages John's history lesson:

[BrobyDDark]

Dave sabotages John's history lesson:

Perfection

[Dingus]

Is it cheating to lump Grey Delisle with Vriska? I mean, she even voiced a few lines and everything. There's certainly a damn good reason why this headcanon is the peak of Vrisposting.

[Sokota]

This is my incredibly obscure headcanon for Dave's voice

[Bahinchut]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJBGVOdIch8
For both Doc Scratch and Jack Noir

[overThinker]

michael cera john
michael cera john
MICHAEL CERA JOHN

[overThinker]

and i think steve o would make a good gamzee

[dg125]

to be honest, i think dave just sounds bored out of his skull 24/7

[phos]

ok this is stupid but i think toby has a good dave voice lol

[javitaxy]

ok this is stupid but i think toby has a good dave voice lol

Yeah. He does sing as Dave in The baby is you, and as shitpost-y that opera is, it does kind of fit his voice hahahaha.