May I have your attention please?

[Cheshire_Creeper]

This thread is somehow still happening
Why
How
In what world is this thread still happening?

[vanico]

CG: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
CG: VRISKA SERKET'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING MOIRAIL. THAT'S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER SPIDER FUCKING HAIRY DICK OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING MOIRAIL AND SHE SAID HER DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING".
CG: SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM: VRISKA SERKET, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINT, NO HAIR, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.
CG: SHE FUCKED MY MOIRAIL SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. CG: EXCEPT I'M NOT PISSING ON ALTERNIA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER, I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SCRATCH, I PISSED ON THE MOONS YOU IDIOT!
CG: YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-EL-ETS HIT ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[Darth_Energon]

CG: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
CG: VRISKA SERKET'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING MOIRAIL. THAT'S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER SPIDER FUCKING HAIRY DICK OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING MOIRAIL AND SHE SAID HER DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING".
CG: SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM: VRISKA SERKET, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINT, NO HAIR, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.
CG: SHE FUCKED MY MOIRAIL SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. CG: EXCEPT I'M NOT PISSING ON ALTERNIA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER, I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SCRATCH, I PISSED ON THE MOONS YOU IDIOT!
CG: YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-EL-ETS HIT ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I can't remember if trolls actually use hours or not but still lol

[sylvarn]

Honestly this is the worst post on this site

(Please someone give me Tavros indulgence content)

I think Tavros SUCKS!

Reported and banned from all of my future content and posts. I won't be having this never no no no. Never. Stop it. I can't do this please he does NOT deserve people like you around here.

[heroboof]

(Please someone give me Tavros indulgence content)

i can, but i don't think it's going to be the Tavros you want

[KNA]

How do I don't bump?

[RoyalFiddle]

Now, the best discussion ever is gonna happen bros, you can't stop it from happening. We are doing it, we are making it transpire.

What Vriska is best! (Vriska), (Vriska), or Vriska! <-Spoiled for Candy Crimes

[Generalrabogolfo]

Now, the best discussion ever is gonna happen bros, you can't stop it from happening. We are doing it, we are making it transpire.

What Vriska is best! (Vriska), (Vriska), or Vriska! <-Spoiled for Candy Crimes

obivously, none.

[Sokota]

Fun fact, Vriska means "scream" in Bosnian. Very fitting, I'd say.

[arachnidsGrip]

Thank you.
You may continue regular forum browsing.

I approve. Thank you.

[MrDiamondEgg]

Thank you.
You may continue regular forum browsing.

AAH! (Vriska Jumpscare)

[zealousZombie]

Vriksa

[aspiringWatcher]

Someone get the flyswatter.