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JUNE EGBERT IS EPIC AND DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:14 pm
by aspartametears
CANON IS DEAD!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE "CANON"!!!!!!!!
hey there! im a big june kinnie and this is just a place to talk about her! reply with anything june rel8d, shes really epic. well, not anything. dont be mean!!!!!!!!
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:14 pm
by MorganMustDie
okay
edit: oh this is pro june nice
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:16 pm
by RoyalFiddle
k
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:18 pm
by Nep
Honestly the toblerone thing was a dumb idea. It's USA limited.
Man what I'd give for hussie to bring back spades slick.
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 pm
by Darth_Energon
Nep wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:18 pm
Honestly the toblerone thing was a dumb idea. It's USA limited.
Man what I'd give for hussie to bring back spades slick.
I second the toblerones being an awful idea.
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:21 pm
by MorganMustDie
june egbert is the WORST HEADCANON TO EVER GRACE HOMESTUCK because it DOESN'T FIT THE CHARACTER AT ALL
zoey egbert is OBVIOUSLY the name that they would pick and it suits them much better dont @ me
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:22 pm
by aspartametears
MorganMustDie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:14 pm
okay
edit: oh this is pro june nice
yes hehe sorry i didn't mean to make it seem anti-june D:
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:22 pm
by calamityCons
Nep wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:18 pm
Man what I'd give for hussie to bring back spades slick.
If I could find that fucking candy bar and request to bring back Spades Slick and actually give him some goddamn closure I sure as fuck would. But yeah, you're right, the Toblerones are such a fucking joke and I cannot BELIEVE a fan can win canon status just by happening to find a fucking candy bar somewhere in the US.
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:25 pm
by MorganMustDie
calamityCons wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:22 pm
If I could find that fucking candy bar and request to bring back Spades Slick and actually give him some goddamn closure I sure as fuck would. But yeah, you're right, the Toblerones are such a fucking joke and I cannot BELIEVE a fan can win canon status just by happening to find a fucking candy bar somewhere in the US.
I think there might be a little too much weight to the whole "Hussie said it's canon so it's canon" deal, considering in the past he has claimed a variety of things as being canon, including (but not limited to) John and Problem Sleuth meeting up to read Hunk Rump magazine together.
June is a wonderful headcanon that I think deserves a place in the community, but I don't think we should go balls wild with canon this canon that until we actually see June represented in a piece of canon work, rather than just a Rowling-esque attachment to the footnotes
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:29 pm
by aspartametears
MorganMustDie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:25 pm
calamityCons wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:22 pm
If I could find that fucking candy bar and request to bring back Spades Slick and actually give him some goddamn closure I sure as fuck would. But yeah, you're right, the Toblerones are such a fucking joke and I cannot BELIEVE a fan can win canon status just by happening to find a fucking candy bar somewhere in the US.
I think there might be a little too much weight to the whole "Hussie said it's canon so it's canon" deal, considering in the past he has claimed a variety of things as being canon, including (but not limited to) John and Problem Sleuth meeting up to read Hunk Rump magazine together.
June is a wonderful headcanon that I think deserves a place in the community, but I don't think we should go balls wild with canon this canon that until we actually see June represented in a piece of canon work, rather than just a Rowling-esque attachment to the footnotes
obviously what we should all be doing is sitting in a circle on the carpeted floor of a convention center, drinking soda in cosplay and laughing along with jokes and stories we have. thats the real canon right there.
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:32 pm
by MorganMustDie
aspartametears wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:29 pm
obviously what we should all be doing is sitting in a circle on the carpeted floor of a convention center, drinking soda in cosplay and laughing along with jokes and stories we have. thats the real canon right there.
"the REAL canon is the friends we made along the w-"
i am interrupted by a homestuck video essay youtuber bursting through the wall to land a scissor kick on the top of my head, screaming about how canon is simultaneously inarguably set in stone but also entirely unimportant. i am dead.
Re: JUNE EGBERT IS EPIC AND DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:34 pm
by RoyalFiddle
The death was rendered Just, any mention of canon is subject to sudden culling
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:39 pm
by aspartametears
MorganMustDie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:32 pm
"the REAL canon is the friends we made along the w-"
i am interrupted by a homestuck video essay youtuber bursting through the wall to land a scissor kick on the top of my head, screaming about how canon is simultaneously inarguably set in stone but also entirely unimportant. i am dead.
just wait until sburb releases and we all have to deal with this canon fuckery in our real lives.
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:41 pm
by RoyalFiddle
aspartametears wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:39 pm
MorganMustDie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:32 pm
"the REAL canon is the friends we made along the w-"
i am interrupted by a homestuck video essay youtuber bursting through the wall to land a scissor kick on the top of my head, screaming about how canon is simultaneously inarguably set in stone but also entirely unimportant. i am dead.
just wait until sburb releases and we all have to deal with this canon fuckery in our real lives.
That's the important session Dirk was talking about. Homestuck^2 is so powerful it becomes reality itself, buckle up buckaroos
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:42 pm
by MorganMustDie
aspartametears wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:39 pm
just wait until sburb releases and we all have to deal with this canon fuckery in our real lives.
can't wait for optemisticDuellist to make theory videos about my motivations in real life
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:47 pm
by RoyalFiddle
MorganMustDie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:42 pm
aspartametears wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:39 pm
just wait until sburb releases and we all have to deal with this canon fuckery in our real lives.
can't wait for optemisticDuellist to make theory videos about my motivations in real life
You'll get BKEW and you'll like it!
Re: JUNE EGBERT DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:49 pm
by MorganMustDie
RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:47 pm
You'll get BKEW and you'll like it!
keep your filthy triad theory away from my classpect, you heathens!
Re: JUNE EGBERT IS EPIC AND DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:50 pm
by MatthewHMay
The whole thing with June somewhat confuses me as to why it happened, but I'm all for more representation.
Re: JUNE EGBERT IS EPIC AND DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:06 pm
by RoyalFiddle
MatthewHMay wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:50 pm
The whole thing with June somewhat confuses me as to why it happened, but I'm all for more representation.
So June egbert was a fan-canon, which I think stemmed from the epilogues? That John was Trans-coded. So when Hussie's "Find a Broberlone, Make a Wish" event happened, one of the people who found the Tolberone decided that they wanted to make June canon. Hussie obliged, but it's unclear at present if it's a "48 Squiddles/Fatska" canon or not
Anyone who wants, feel free to correct anything I got wrong
Re: JUNE EGBERT IS EPIC AND DANCES ON THE GRAVE OF CANON
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:09 pm
by MorganMustDie
RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:06 pm
So June egbert was a fan-canon, which I think stemmed from the epilogues? That John was Trans-coded. So when Hussie's "Find a Broberlone, Make a Wish" event happened, one of the people who found the Tolberone decided that they wanted to make June canon. Hussie obliged, but it's unclear at present if it's a "48 Squiddles/Fatska" canon or not
Anyone who wants, feel free to correct anything I got wrong
I dunno if it was particularly "trans-coded," but it was certainly "identity issues"-coded, which I think is a distinction a lot of people tend to blur the lines on :/