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Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:34 am
by MatthewHMay
What're y'all's favorite quotes for Homestuck?
Mine's this classic from page 1099: "Dave. Answer."
TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
TG: you and me
TG: welcome to nam
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:36 am
by RoyalFiddle
TG: well shit
TG: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving
TG: but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:49 am
by Generalrabogolfo
TEREZI: R3M3MB3R LONGC4T J4N3?
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:04 am
by hamifihekrix
a classic
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:13 am
by Sokota
KARKAT: STAND BY. I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB.
DAVE: speaker crab
KARKAT: YES. SPEAKER CRAB.
DAVE: man dont put me on speaker crab
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:09 am
by sorbicCondition
CEB: what is so different about your romance?
CEB: what's a quadrant? how many do you have?
CTG: john god dammit stop embarrassing us
CTG: first of all weve got to be on record here as not giving a shit about that
CTG: second obviously theres gonna be 4 quadrants come on
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:29 pm
by vanico
CA: kan its hard
GA: What
CA: being a kid and growwing up
CA: its hard and nobody understands
[I] CD: Burst in thrusting bull penis cane.
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:36 pm
by calamityCons
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Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:44 pm
by nocturneforest
TG: how old are you
GC: 6
TG: goddamn
TG: ok now youre messing with me arent you you arent 6
GC: NO 1TS TRU3!
TG: whatever thats bullshit
TG: ok fuck it
TG: just dont tell your parents
GC: WH4T 4R3 P4R3NTS
TG: thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:58 pm
by ZyhpenNoodles
TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train
TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
From:
https://www.homestuck.com/story/1099
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:35 am
by Paravellex
It still keeps happening.
You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly.
And you can't take it anymore.
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:42 am
by seerofheart
TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes
Re: [I] CD: Burst in thrusting bull penis cane.
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:25 pm
by rookie1978
calamityCons wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:36 pm
You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
came here to post this
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:48 pm
by Daz
EB: you can see me, right.
EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:56 pm
by egg
nocturneforest wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:44 pm
TG: how old are you
GC: 6
TG: goddamn
TG: ok now youre messing with me arent you you arent 6
GC: NO 1TS TRU3!
TG: whatever thats bullshit
TG: ok fuck it
TG: just dont tell your parents
GC: WH4T 4R3 P4R3NTS
TG: thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said
This is MY favorite quote, but since I don't want to repost, from the same conversation,
And for a serious example,
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:22 pm
by arachnidsGrip
TEREZI: GOOD LUCK, 3GB3RT >:]
TEREZI: NOT TH4T YOU'LL N33D 1T
JOHN: why not?
TEREZI: B3C4US3 W3 M4K3 OUR OWN LUCK
TEREZI: 4ND YOU'R3 4BOUT TO PROV3 TH4T
From
this panel.
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 11:28 am
by Hy
TT: Plus, I have other sources.
TT: One in particular has been quite illuminating.
TG: what
TT: I've been referring to him as an informant, when people ask.
TT: Which isn't often.
TG: what you mean a troll
TT: No.
TT: It's a man who exists in another universe.
TT: He wants to die.
TG: sounds like a really credible dude sign me up trusting everything he says
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2024 8:40 am
by [[[ven
TT: I am scared to not exist.
TT: Aren't you?
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2024 9:50 am
by qzvk
favorite funny one is dave + davesprite's whole conversation from page 1861
DAVE: so it was pretty funny how i made a copy of roses evil book right before she burned it and now she doesnt know about it
DAVESPRITE: i know its crazy what kind of foresight this guy has
DAVESPRITE: im telling you coincidences like that are unreal they dont even happen
DAVESPRITE: most of the time
DAVE: the best thing about how i did that is how it in no way will ever come back to bite us in the ass ever
DAVESPRITE: dude our shit is SAFE
DAVE: so safe
DAVESPRITE: gonna sleep pretty sound tonight
DAVESPRITE: with that big fucking payload of safety you just got dropped on us
DAVESPRITE: gonna be all huggin my pillow and shit
DAVESPRITE: grinning like a goddamn bear full of honey
DAVE: safer than some flintstone vitamins in a bottle
DAVE: keep twisting junior all you get is clicks
DAVESPRITE: asshole thinks its candy
DAVESPRITE: doesnt even know he just stepped on a security rake and got a face full of fucking safety
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: anyway guess ill go back down and burn that book
DAVESPRITE: alright
but vriska's monologue from page 6053 is the best (which i won't post cause its so long, but its here:
https://www.homestuck.com/story/6053)
also the panels are SO cool
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2024 8:45 am
by wolfkitty42
Your name is ROXY.
God DAMN do you love WIZARDS.
best quote ever, honestly and I use it to describe my interests lots :3