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Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by Robot_Face » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:56 pm

It's equality.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by VASKA » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:01 pm

As a lesbian, allow me to say hot damn
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by seerofheart » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:18 pm

Candy John.

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Post by furrylatula » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pm

yeah we're all thinking it
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by heroboof » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:10 pm

Candy Jake. 100% DILF material.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by Flame_Warp » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:15 pm

The problem is is that so many men in Homestuck are just...so, so terrible.

That said I'd totally let the summoner do me.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by calamityCons » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:16 pm

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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by MorganMustDie » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:30 am

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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by RoyalFiddle » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:43 am

To make the hellpost of the Milf thread...


Epilogue Jake counts.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by JakeMorph » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:52 am

Can you really be a DILF if not even your wife wants to know you carnally

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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by heroboof » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:59 am

Epilogue Jake is a DILF because i am the one who wants to get jiggy with him. Jane has nothing to do with this. I will sweep :candy: Jake off his feet and after he divorces Jane we'll get hitched and take custody of Tavros Crocker. This is my master plan.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by Tarty_ » Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:49 am

VASKA wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:01 pm
 As a lesbian, allow me to say hot damn
As a connoisseur of all things gay, I must concur with this statement. The Grand Highbooty is a real contender. People are sleeping on Spades Slick though, under all those stabs that man has a heart of gold. Still bummed he never got to see Karkat again.

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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by calamityCons » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:27 am

Tarty_ wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:49 am
VASKA wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:01 pm
 As a lesbian, allow me to say hot damn
As a connoisseur of all things gay, I must concur with this statement. The Grand Highbooty is a real contender. People are sleeping on Spades Slick though, under all those stabs that man has a heart of gold. Still bummed he never got to see Karkat again.

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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by sorbicCondition » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:20 am

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Darkleer is underrated.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by Crpal » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:30 am

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:30 am
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But he's from Problem Sleuth :discontent:

for me it's gotta be Dad Crocker, far superior to Dad Egbert

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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by Robot_Face » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:35 am

sorbicCondition wrote: ↑
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Darkleer is underrated.
100% agreed.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by MorganMustDie » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:54 pm

Crpal wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:30 am
 But he's from Problem Sleuth :discontent:
I've never let that stop me before
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by Robot_Face » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:34 pm

Hey wait why has nobody mentioned this guy.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by JakeMorph » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:36 pm

hmm. would have thought it was kind of obvious why nobody mentioned that guy
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Post by Robot_Face » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:44 pm

He's a dad. He's single. And he's completely SHREDDED. Not to mention the milk.
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