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Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:56 pm
by Robot_Face
It's equality.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:01 pm
by VASKA
As a lesbian, allow me to say hot damn
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:18 pm
by seerofheart
Candy John.

...what?

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pm
by furrylatula
yeah we're all thinking it
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:10 pm
by heroboof
Candy Jake. 100% DILF material.

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:15 pm
by Flame_Warp
The problem is is that so many men in Homestuck are just...so, so terrible.

That said I'd totally let the summoner do me.

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:16 pm
by calamityCons
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OH HELL YES FUCK ME UP, DIAMONDS

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:30 am
by MorganMustDie
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Feel free to all change your minds

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:43 am
by RoyalFiddle
To make the hellpost of the Milf thread...


Epilogue Jake counts.

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:52 am
by JakeMorph
Can you really be a DILF if not even your wife wants to know you carnally

:distraught:

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:59 am
by heroboof
Epilogue Jake is a DILF because i am the one who wants to get jiggy with him. Jane has nothing to do with this. I will sweep :candy: Jake off his feet and after he divorces Jane we'll get hitched and take custody of Tavros Crocker. This is my master plan.

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:49 am
by Tarty_
VASKA wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:01 pm
As a lesbian, allow me to say hot damn
As a connoisseur of all things gay, I must concur with this statement. The Grand Highbooty is a real contender. People are sleeping on Spades Slick though, under all those stabs that man has a heart of gold. Still bummed he never got to see Karkat again.

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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:27 am
by calamityCons
Tarty_ wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:49 am
VASKA wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:01 pm
As a lesbian, allow me to say hot damn
As a connoisseur of all things gay, I must concur with this statement. The Grand Highbooty is a real contender. People are sleeping on Spades Slick though, under all those stabs that man has a heart of gold. Still bummed he never got to see Karkat again.

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You're right and you should say it!

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:20 am
by sorbicCondition
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Darkleer is underrated.

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:30 am
by Crpal
MorganMustDie wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:30 am
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Feel free to all change your minds
But he's from Problem Sleuth :discontent:

for me it's gotta be Dad Crocker, far superior to Dad Egbert

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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:35 am
by Robot_Face
sorbicCondition wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:20 am
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Darkleer is underrated.
100% agreed.

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:54 pm
by MorganMustDie
Crpal wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:30 am
But he's from Problem Sleuth :discontent:
I've never let that stop me before

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:34 pm
by Robot_Face
Hey wait why has nobody mentioned this guy.
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Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:36 pm
by JakeMorph
hmm. would have thought it was kind of obvious why nobody mentioned that guy

Re: Dilfs of Homestuck

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:44 pm
by Robot_Face
He's a dad. He's single. And he's completely SHREDDED. Not to mention the milk.