NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
This is a thread for appreciating NO-ONE. Nobody. Not a single character. Zilch. Nada.
No one is a good boy/girl in Homestuck, so let's express our stern disapproval of these ankle-biting gremlins.
No one is a good boy/girl in Homestuck, so let's express our stern disapproval of these ankle-biting gremlins.

- arachnidsGrip
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
there is not a single character in homestuck that is a good person. the mayor yelled at john that one time. obviously the mayor is a scandalous snake who is only trying to benefit from john's naivety. i would like to see someone try to make an argument for a homestuck character deserving appreciation, because there simply isn't one. just because i love most of the cast does not mean i love them.


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- egg
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I am a person who has English as their second language. Please bear with me.
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
finally, an appreciation thread for the BEST character on homestcuck.
- rookie1978
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
stopped being relevantarachnidsGrip wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:22 amHow could you do this to The Mayor? What did he ever do???![]()
hussie's fault, but still


- PilotBlackSmith
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
b-but John...
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
Became King of the Carapacian Kingdom which is unironically pretty shittyarachnidsGrip wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:22 amHow could you do this to The Mayor? What did he ever do???![]()

- Cyber-Fan
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
Sorry but John hit Vriska, and also nearly killed some poor alien child who was just trying to write fanfiction. He is a violent maniac who doesn't deserve appreciation.
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
Homestuck is trash
You're trash
I'm trash
Everything is trash.
You're trash
I'm trash
Everything is trash.
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
I don't think he had a say in it...Royaute wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:31 pmBecame King of the Carapacian Kingdom which is unironically pretty shittyarachnidsGrip wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:22 amHow could you do this to The Mayor? What did he ever do???![]()
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- nonsenseMnemonic
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- Guy-Rocketram
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
no one is the only character in homestuck who apears in every panel, but they're hardly ever talked about on MSPA.

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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
A buddy of mine said no-one had an 8 pack. That they're shredded.
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Re: NO-ONE Appreciation Thread
every single character did everything wrong
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