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AltCalliope is the fattest character in Homestuck
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:19 am
by Sahxyel
As a sister thread to 'Caliborn is into vore' I say that AltCalliope is by far the biggest fattest character in Homestuck. Her density and gravity pull is so great it devours Paradox Space and the Dreambubbles themselves, greedily gobbling more and more reality like a kid feasting upon delicious candy.
Fun fact! When Caliborn depicts Jane as being 'fat' here is how he decides to render it.
-WARNING: Caliborn being very rude beneath the spoiler
Kind of just looks like a big circle. Or maybe a black hole? What do you think?
Re: AltCalliope is the fattest character in Homestuck
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:21 am
by MorganMustDie
I don't think you can eat someone this much bigger than you without putting on a little chub
Re: AltCalliope is the fattest character in Homestuck
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:36 am
by Darth_Energon
WITH MEAT. YOU NEED ONLY ENJOY. A SINGULAR JUICY STEAK. IT IS GRATIFYING. AND DELICIOUS.
BUT CANDY. THE SAYING IS. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE. JUST ONE PIECE.
IT IS OBVIOUS. WHICH INDULGENT FEAST. LEADS TO THE PATH. OF THE CRIPPLING CONDITION. OF BEING. A MASSIVE FAT BITCH.
Re: AltCalliope is the fattest character in Homestuck
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:10 am
by RoyalFiddle
AltCallie is into forcefeeding and inflation confirmed
Re: AltCalliope is the fattest character in Homestuck
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:48 am
by gutza1
This entire thread feels like a shitty "yo mamma so fat" joke.
Re: AltCalliope is the fattest character in Homestuck
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:59 am
by MorganMustDie
Alt Calliope eyeing up Lord English as he fell down to Earth C
Re: AltCalliope is the fattest character in Homestuck
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:08 pm
by Generalrabogolfo
Caliborn will, in time, vore everything. Calliope, on the other hand, will be able to vore everything in space.
Kind of just looks like a big circle. Or maybe a black hole? What do you think?