Dirk is a bottom

[VFFN]

Dirk is a bottom and he's just trying to be an over dramatic asshole because he wants to be seen as a top.

[barexamkind]

correct

[VFFN]

Ah, an intellectual I see.

[Sokota]

Dirk is a bottom and he's just trying to be an over dramatic asshole because he wants to be seen as a top.

Galaxy brain take

[VFFN]

As a fellow Heart player I am equipped to recognize his bullshit

[RoseBot]

Dirk tried to top once and utterly failed so hard that it made him physically incapable of even attempting to top ever again.

[VFFN]

Thank you Rosebot for your heroic work. We're mailing your Medal of Honor right now.

[tajazzled]

dirk look like he smell like swiss cheese on a hot day

[seerofheart]

This is canon.

[Darth_Energon]

Dirk Strider is a bitch ass motherfucker.

[Prime]

For all his philosophical Wikipedia quipping in the epilogues and insistence of his ultimate self-ness he seems to have forgotten Maslow's needy triangle.

Ultimate self? More like ultimate bitch.

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

But Jake can see now that it’s simply how things were meant to be. There are leaders in this world, and there are followers, which is a fact that has absolutely nothing to do with the position one prefers in the bedroom.

I don't think Dirk is in any way subtle about being a bottom. Top-phobia has gone too far.

[RoyalFiddle]

For all his philosophical Wikipedia quipping in the epilogues and insistence of his ultimate self-ness he seems to have forgotten Maslow's needy triangle.

Ultimate self? More like ultimate bitch.

Lmao you forget the core tenet of being a bottom, be dramatic as fuck, and baby, Dirks got that In spades~

[MorganMustDie]

Wonderful headcanon you've got there but have you considered the implication that that makes Barack Obama, in canon and without argument, a top?

[RoyalFiddle]

Wonderful headcanon you've got there but have you considered the implication that that makes Barack Obama, in canon and without argument, a top?

I think the worse implication is what isn't implied in this sentence, that you may think Obama would be a bottom

[MorganMustDie]

Wonderful headcanon you've got there but have you considered the implication that that makes Barack Obama, in canon and without argument, a top?

I think the worse implication is what isn't implied in this sentence, that you may think Obama would be a bottom

Obama, as shown by his time in office, is a man of compromise
A switch, if you would

[RoyalFiddle]

I'm in hell and Morgan has put me there

[Crpal]

More like a narrative power bottom

[CheerfulCholerbear]

Dirk is a bottom and he's just trying to be an over dramatic asshole because he wants to be seen as a top.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS THE TRUTH ABOUT MY FAVOURITE WEBCOMIC HOMESTUCK

[Sylandrophol]

dirk is a bottom and he thinks he's oppressed for being short. i will not elaborate further