Rules:
-keep it clean (that means no NSFW!)
-don't be a jerk
-don't control the fates of other people's characters. don't decide absolute effects of an interaction without feedback from the second party. If you want to do something impactful that may change something major to the other character, please ask while out of character first.
-don't wreck the bar and don't piss off Lavender.
Map:
Anyone can show up here, provided they have a method to arrive here.
Possible methods:
-from space (largely accidental, as starter planet is omitted from most star maps in the gene universe)
-from a wrong turn in a dreambubble (basement is connected to its sibling location in the "underworld" bubble)
-from a chance appearance via hacked transportalizer (there is a device which intercepts transportalizer transportation at complete random and sets the destination to the bar's transportalizer. it then prints out the coordinates/codes needed to connect to the previous destination again)
Features:
-a fireplace! with actual fire! (be careful if you are flammable)
-a food replicator!
--This device can replicate nearly any item in its database as long as it has enough matter stored in it. It can also make small items from captchalogue codes (up to the size of a toaster oven), but dense items tend to deplete the matter reserves faster.
This device can be refueled by stuffing objects into the recyclificator attached to it, up to the size of a large dinner plate.
Fun fact: this device is here because for some weird-ass reason, the players who won the session that made this universe had their alchemy privileges revoked (rumor has it that a consort-turned player tried to alchemize a cairo overcoat a long time ago...)
-a bartender/cook! (Lavender, Mage of Light, they/them pronouns)
--The adult child of a bartender, they seem to have fallen ass-backwards into this familiar role. They do not like alcohol so they will probably try to get you something nonalcoholic first. They much prefer cooking things instead and mostly only sits behind the bar for the sake of watching the crowd and making sure things don't get too rowdy. Ask them questions and they'll likely give you an answer.
Be prepared for infodumps, they are a light player, after all.
Thier services are free of charge, as long as you follow the rules of the establishment.
-tables and chairs
--Fairly standard and surprisingly sturdy. Made of laquered wood. chairs should be able to handle quite a bit of weight. The tables, not so much, on account of being the single-leg circle-type tables. Please do not use the tables or chairs as weapons or attempt to damage them.
Unfortunately, there is no booth seating.
-a karaoke machine
--nothing particularly special about this thing. It's loaded mostly with pop songs from the 80's and 90's. Everyone will hear how crappy you sing with its built-in microphone and speaker setup.
-a portal to the underworld from the basement stairs
--for some reason, walking down the stairs here will send you to a dreambubble known as "the underworld bubble". Upon entering, you will find yourself in an entirely different bar known as Starter's End. If you are still alive, please do not eat or drink anything here! You will be unable to return to the land of the living!! You might meet some cool ghosts while down here tho.
-an upstairs room
--a grand total of one extra bedroom. Usually reserved for emergency situations. If you just need a place to crash, pick a spot on the floor on the main level and you can get a sleeping bag or something.
-a transportalizer with a chaotic sabotagenator installed!
--This transportalizer can take you wherever you need to go, provided you have the coordinates. Otherwise it just takes you to the last valid location it was set to. If it's been a while, this resets to somewhere 10 feet away.
--The attached chaotic sabotagenator is the crown jewel of this setup. At various times, it may intercept the transportalization of a completely random person and instead send them here to the bar. It also prints out a receipt of the starting point and expected destination so that they can just use that to continue on their way. current location coordinates are also displayed.
-a front door!
--This leads out to the front yard, Which surprisingly, does have an actual garden out front!
It usually has colorful flowers of unknown type planted here.
--Beyond the bar, there is a village filled with elves from the planet jingloria. They were displaced after The Reckoning hit their homeworld so now they live here instead, thanks to the rescue efforts of the players of the previous session. They mostly speak Glorian, though if you have a way to display text in comic sans, they can understand that, for some unknown reason.
The foliage is mostly pink and purple, including all native trees and grasses. It usually stays that way all throughout the year. There is a large amount of cherry trees which dump cherry blossoms in the spring, which are not native to the area.
