Worst Character you can think of

Sylandrophol · Post by **Sylandrophol** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:31 pm

Todd Howard is a valid kid name

Robot_Face · Post by **Robot_Face** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:37 pm

Dovakiin is a valid troll ancestor title

MP the OP OG · Post by **MP the OP OG** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:16 pm

Your Mother is a valid kid name

Dream Muttman · Post by **Dream Muttman** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:32 pm

Handia.

MorganMustDie · Post by **MorganMustDie** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:22 am

Jomama

Post by **RoyalFiddle** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:00 am

Sahcon Deznut

TobeWonInToronto · Post by **TobeWonInToronto** » Fri Dec 27, 2019 7:55 pm

Your name is GARDNER MINSHEW. Wait. Gardner Minshew? That doesn't sound right. Your name is GARDNER MINSHEW the SECOND.

Yes, that's better.

You have an affinity for your MUSTACHE, and like to hide BOTTLES OF RUM in your pants. You cut your own JORTS and run the PANINI CLUB at your high school. You also WRESTLE FISH. Today you are PLAYING AN AMERICAN SPORT PROFESSIONALLY. You don't know why but your dad seems very angry about it. Wait, no. He's just INFURIATED.

Post by **RoyalFiddle** » Tue Dec 31, 2019 6:29 pm

TobeWonInToronto wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 27, 2019 7:55 pm
Your name is GARDNER MINSHEW. Wait. Gardner Minshew? That doesn't sound right. Your name is GARDNER MINSHEW the SECOND.

Yes, that's better.

You have an affinity for your MUSTACHE, and like to hide BOTTLES OF RUM in your pants. You cut your own JORTS and run the PANINI CLUB at your high school. You also WRESTLE FISH. Today you are PLAYING AN AMERICAN SPORT PROFESSIONALLY. You don't know why but your dad seems very angry about it. Wait, no. He's just INFURIATED.

W....why does this feel procedurally generated.

TH4NK YOU B3N · Post by **TH4NK YOU B3N** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:16 am

Since there's a kid named Harry Anderson Egbert, I guess this might follow the pattern?

Your name is MICHAEL CERA EGBERT. Your guardians, NANNASPRITE and NANNASPRITE, adopted you shortly after the assassination attempt on the president. You were named after MICHAEL CERA, who plays the character GEORGE-MICHAEL BLUTH, who was not named after GEORGIOS KYRIACOS PANAYIOTOU (stage name George Michael), but after his father and his grandfather. You are too much of a baby to have many INTERESTS. Literally a baby. And you were born a ghost. Your biological parents were ghosts, if ghosts could be said to have biology. Wow!

Your favorite toy is a plush crab holding a lightsaber.

princessluigi · Post by **princessluigi** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:50 pm

You don't care about your actual name. Instead, you spend all of your time reading EDGY CREEPYPASTAS. You have decided that you will one day marry JEFF THE KILLER SENPAI, and you will hence forth be known as THAT PERSON WHO MARRIED JEFF THE KILLED SENPAI.

kingof555 · Post by **kingof555** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:07 am

your name is carl wheezer and HOLY SHIT do you love licking you finger and moaning

Shitpost Lizard · Post by **Shitpost Lizard** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:08 pm

Your name is YIFFFY DIAPER and you are an avid member of the BABYFUR FANDOM.

AllergicToSanity · Post by **AllergicToSanity** » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:04 pm

GLOBOX MOMENT is a valid troll name

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