The Astronaut AKA Let's All Make A Fanventure

[Robot_Face]

You're an astronaut.

What's going on?

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This is a fanventure where everyone is the author. Even (and especially) if you're not me, you are welcome (and encouraged) to take someone else's command, decide what happens next, and draw something for it. Like with any other adventure, not all commands need to get used, and if you want, you can even make your own command! The one thing I'd discourage is being the author many times in a row, I'd like lots of people to get in on this.

[MorganMustDie]

> Disconnect oxygen tube and taste the endless void

[calamityCons]

> Observe Surroundings

[1011686]

>make sure you are attached to spaceship as per regulations.

[mnnnmllieutenantfish]

>Marvel at the boundless splendor of the cosmos

[Ford Johnes]

this opening post does not give a lot to work with. No matter.

> Observe Surroundings

You enter the saloon.



It's still early in the day. Only the bartender is here.

"Howdy there, an Astronaut. What can I do ya for?"
>_

[Cheshire_Creeper]

This immediately is 100% more interesting, thank you

[calamityCons]

>make sure you are attached to spaceship as per regulations.

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"Please help me I've been attached to my spaceship for two days and I have no more Space Fuel to get any closer to that spiral galaxy over there."

[Sokota]

> Return to spaceship, and order a dry space martini. Shaken, not stirred.

[Robot_Face]

> Disconnect oxygen tube and taste the endless void

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It's a CABLE, not an oxygen tube. It keeps you from drifting away from your spaceship when you're on a space walk.
You still attempt to follow the command as closely as possible but fail to disconnect the cable from your suit.

[pfeffer-29]

>Request a nice cold glass of AJ and wink at the bartender for no apparent reason.

[calamityCons]

Oh shit it seems we accidentally made conflicting updates?

[Robot_Face]

Not any more

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Oh I guess they do conflict. I guess it never crossed my mind but "help I'm connected to my spaceship" *disconnects self from spaceship* is contradictory. That was totally my bad

[calamityCons]

It's all good my friend!

> Bartender: Offer the astronaut some scissors

[RancidRancor]

>Request a nice cold glass of AJ and wink at the bartender for no apparent reason.

It's all good my friend!

> Bartender: Offer the astronaut some scissors

>Tha bartender didn't like that...

Bartender: we're out of AJ, but we got plenty of SCISSORS IN THA FACE MOTHERFUCKER

[pfeffer-29]

> Remove the scissors from your face and attempt to EYESTAB x2 COMBO the bartender in retribution, and also for the lack of AJ.