Caliborn is into vore

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Hate how this gets to be the thread in the Homestuck forum to reach 4 pages.

edit: You ever think God likes to play pranks sometimes?

[warmwood]

So at this point it should be pretty apparent to anyone and everyone that C-dog likes to chomp, so it's time to ask some more biting questions.

How far can he unhinge his jaw?

What about when he becomes Lord English?

Can someone theoretically walk into his mouth like it were a moist fleshy cave?

Would Caliborn eat me if I asked?

I think it's time to run some numbers.

[Generalrabogolfo]

Imagine being a Cherub into feet. Like, lmao you can't even indulge in your fetish when it's your fun time, why bother

Caliborn be like



time to eat my own toes

caliborn being into feets was obvious come on how did you guys not saw it before.

[Generalrabogolfo]

So at this point it should be pretty apparent to anyone and everyone that C-dog likes to chomp, so it's time to ask some more biting questions.

How far can he unhinge his jaw?

What about when he becomes Lord English?

Can someone theoretically walk into his mouth like it were a moist fleshy cave?

Would Caliborn eat me if I asked?

I think it's time to run some numbers.

As we can clearly see in [S]Caliborn: Enter, both Caliborn and LE have the ability to unhinge their jaws to inhuman proportions, to the point where LE basicallly unhinges it enough to fit a whole head, leaving room to spare, (maybe even a torso?). My theory is that cherubs develop this ability as they grew up, preparing them to vore their mate on the moment of the fuss, so we could say that LE could open it even more, since he is supposed to, in time, open his mouth enough to fit a giant snake the size of a solar system.

[warmwood]

So at this point it should be pretty apparent to anyone and everyone that C-dog likes to chomp, so it's time to ask some more biting questions.

How far can he unhinge his jaw?

What about when he becomes Lord English?

Can someone theoretically walk into his mouth like it were a moist fleshy cave?

Would Caliborn eat me if I asked?

I think it's time to run some numbers.

As we can clearly see in [S]Caliborn: Enter, both Caliborn and LE have the ability to unhinge their jaws to inhuman proportions, to the point where LE basicallly unhinges it enough to fit a whole head, leaving room to spare, (maybe even a torso?). My theory is that cherubs develop this ability as they grew up, preparing them to vore their mate on the moment of the fuss, so we could say that LE could open it even more, since he is supposed to, in time, open his mouth enough to fit a giant snake the size of a solar system.

I must admit that the metamorphosis into a massive space snake that cherubs undertake to procreate had slipped my mind, this opens up a significant number of possibilities in the realm of cosmic vore. I'll have to try and ascertain a rough estimate of the size range that sexual space snakes inhabit.

[Generalrabogolfo]

So at this point it should be pretty apparent to anyone and everyone that C-dog likes to chomp, so it's time to ask some more biting questions.

How far can he unhinge his jaw?

What about when he becomes Lord English?

Can someone theoretically walk into his mouth like it were a moist fleshy cave?

Would Caliborn eat me if I asked?

I think it's time to run some numbers.

As we can clearly see in [S]Caliborn: Enter, both Caliborn and LE have the ability to unhinge their jaws to inhuman proportions, to the point where LE basicallly unhinges it enough to fit a whole head, leaving room to spare, (maybe even a torso?). My theory is that cherubs develop this ability as they grew up, preparing them to vore their mate on the moment of the fuss, so we could say that LE could open it even more, since he is supposed to, in time, open his mouth enough to fit a giant snake the size of a solar system.

I must admit that the metamorphosis into a massive space snake that cherubs undertake to procreate had slipped my mind, this opens up a significant number of possibilities in the realm of cosmic vore. I'll have to try and ascertain a rough estimate of the size range that sexual space snakes inhabit.

Do not worry, for it is understandable to forget such a thing, what with them only showing up on the (very interesting) explanation that Aranea gives us about the cherubs. This panel, for example, shows up when shes talking about the mating process and, as we can clearly see, both cherubs immediately start to vore each other as soon as their transformation onto their true selves has been completed. This one also proves my point that cherubs needs to, in time, accommodate a snake the size of a solar system (if not more, even) inside their stomachs, which means that, in fact, we could clearly walk into their mouth as if it were a moisty fleshy cave.

[Notchine]

this is 100% a high tier thread

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Could any thread in the original MSPAF forums truly top this one's brilliance? No way. Oh, if only I could be so grossly hilarious.

[seerofheart]

Reminder: Callie wrote vore fic of the alphas and wouldn't show Dirk.

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Can this become a Caliborn appreciation thread?

[VASKA]

Can this become a Caliborn appreciation thread?

This is the highest form of appreciation I have to offer

[resentfulRenegade]

this. this is the best thread

[Generalrabogolfo]

Can this become a Caliborn appreciation thread?

How can my posts not be seen has the ultimate appreciation to possibly be given to a person??

[MinskLit]

Candy Roxy goes missing one day and Calliope noticeably puts on a little bit of weight. She tells everyone it's out of "grief" but they all know.

Does getting vored count as just or heroic?

It has its own label.

A mysterious orange man sent me this a while back, I think it might be relevant now more than ever

Callie's conditional immortality clock

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[Roxy]

Can this become a Caliborn appreciation thread?

It already is. He has one value to appreciate and it’s his interest in vore. I cant think of a single Character aspect more worthy of appreciation

[Generalrabogolfo]

Does getting vored count as just or heroic?

It has its own label.

A mysterious orange man sent me this a while back, I think it might be relevant now more than ever
VORE clock-min.png

green is the new canon.

[PilotBlackSmith]

you can fit anything on dat mouth

[Triggerhappy938]

There is a nonzero amount of evidence to suggest Terezi is into vore for reasons that have nothing to do with troll mating habits.

[Skyplayer]

Ten thousand word essay on Terezi's oral fixation, how it ties into cherubic lore, and why that explains exactly why she'll be the Big Bad of HS2

[Generalrabogolfo]

A mysterious orange man sent me this a while back, I think it might be relevant now more than ever
VORE clock-min.png

So wait. The Vore label on the death clock is, as we can clearly see, on the center of the clock. This has more implications than we first expect. What implications? Remember, where does the hand lies when a death is considered neither just nor heroic? Exactly. The center. This means two things:
-Firstly, when a god tier player revives is because hes been, or will be, vored in the near future, (see John or Jake on the epilogues).
-Secondly, it is said than non permanent deahts are considered, by skaia's view of things, nonrelevant to the plot. That is to say, every death serves a purpose to the overall objective: create the Frog. So, basically, to create the Frog and achieve the ultimate reward, vore is, and will always be, necesary.