Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great

[Tarty_]

As it's currently International Cake Day, we need a thread dedicated to the GREATEST CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK. THE KING ON CONFECTIONERY, THE MANGRIT MESSIAH, DAD EGBERT! Post cakes. And dads.

[Generalrabogolfo]

I want him to throw a cake at my face ngl

[Razzykins]

Inviting people to post daddies? Very daring of you!
Have a cake, friend

[Darth_Energon]

Dad Egbert was definitely the best guardian, its so sad what ended up happening to him.

[livingNingyo]

Best guardian parent ever! Got together with best waifu too!

Have some ice cream cake as well!

[calamityCons]

I made this comic a few years ago but fuck it, I'm still super happy with it.

[rookie1978]

Literally did nothing wrong. Except die, but that wasn't his fault.

[Bahinchut]

dad crocker is a hollow imitation

[BrobyDDark]

Dadbert did nothing wrong

[thorondraco]

Dad Eggbert or Dad Crocker, he is a Dad elemental. Strength and paternal empathy embodied.

[aspiringWatcher]

dad crocker is a hollow imitation

he's literally the same person you heathen

[JakeMorph]

crockerdad only shares 25% of his DNA with mr egbert, don't be fooled

[pfeffer-29]

dad crocker is a hollow imitation

he's literally the same person you heathen

but he doesn't have Dad Egbert's memories, ya dig? he has lost the fatherliness with which Dad Egbert overflows. he's just some guy with a pipe and a spiffy fedora. sure, he's a dad, but he's not the True Dad.

[RoyalFiddle]

sure, he's a dad, but he's not the True Dad.

He's not the Ultimate Dad, would you go so far as to say?

[Sahxyel]

dad crocker is a hollow imitation

Dad Crocker raised Jane, who is a mega bitch.

Dad Egbert raised John, who is a mega lad.

We all can see who the better Dad was.

[rookie1978]

dad crocker is a hollow imitation

Dad Crocker raised Jane, who is a mega bitch.

Dad Egbert raised John, who is a mega lad.

We all can see who the better Dad was.

yeah I love the dads either way but john and dad crocker's hug in act 7 was dumb. That's not the dad you were raised with, he's still a dad, but he's essentially not even related to you in the grand scheme of things. That's not the person you grew up with. Surely John knew this, and that he was essentially just hugging an older version of himself, or however the fuck ectobiology bullshit works.

[Leddy]

Dad Egbert is fantastic.

Also I think Dad Crocker isn't bad, but Jane is kind of really spoiled what with being the heir of the largest corporation in the world. She's a mega bitch and he gets points deducted for that.